Speed dating movie quotes
What once made you cry now makes you laugh, and you surely have at least one go-to story to tell whenever the subject of "worst date ever" comes up.
‘I’ll have been eliminated.’ ‘Only as a potential partner. We could have wasted time talking about ice-cream flavours and make-up only to find that she smoked.
We may still be able to have an interesting discussion.’ ‘But I’ll have been eliminated.’ I nodded.
‘I said to him that if you didn’t text me back then I’d try speed dating, because I’m officially the worst single man in London.’‘You’re not!
Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." - Lucy Liu "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell "I went out with a guy once who told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around.
I told him, 'I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around."'- Chelsea Handler "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back." - Zsa Zsa Gabor Just because a quote is funny doesn't mean there isn't some truth to it.