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A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot.
This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother too because she was my father's wife!
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. How would you like it if I talked to you like that? " The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!
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